Blake Griffin can do anything.
He’s been an intern at Funny or Die, helped to stop evil-doers while also telling you about all the glorious features of a Kia Optima, and now this. And now Griffin shows us his more artistic side.
That’s right. The Los Angeles Clippers forward has taken the stage to show off his rhyming vocabulary while reciting some slam poetry. And why? Why else: to sell you a Vizio TV. Duh.
Watch it below and tell me you don’t want to watch and listen to it in 1080p.
“A quick costume change before taking the court…I’m wearing pants—no, look. Now I’m wearing shorts.”
His words are so magical.